Maskmaker, Maskmaker

By Reynold Ruslan Feldman (April 2020)
(sung to the tune of “Matchmaker”)

MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
NO NEED TO ASK—JUST MAKE ME A MASK.
MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
​PLEASE MAKE ME A PERFECT MASK.

That Covid-19 virus,
It’s hard to know just where it lurks.
It’s waiting somewhere to try us.
So make sure to wear a mask that works.

MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
NO NEED TO ASK—JUST MAKE ME A MASK.
MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
PLEASE MAKE ME A PERFECT MASK.

Don’t let that old virus get you.
Remember to mask up every day.
If you forget to protect you,
                            that nasty old Covid will have its way. – OY VEH!

MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
NO NEED TO ASK—JUST MAKE ME A MASK.
MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
PLEASE MAKE ME A PERFECT MASK.

For papa, it means no more working.
For mama, she won’t make CEO.
For Sally, it’s the end of her clerking.
They’ll all be at home with no place to go.

MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
NO NEED TO ASK—JUST MAKE ME A MASK.
MASKMAKER, MASKMAKER, MAKE ME A MASK.
​PLEASE MAKE ME A PERFECT MASK.