Can the Anti-Vaxxers Be an Antifa Plot?!

​Last night my brother-in-law and I were discussing the phenomenon of anti-vaxxers. Then, like a bolt of lightning it struck us. They could really be a Democrat plot of Antifa undercover agents. I mean, consider this. Those not getting vaccinated are mainly less educated, rural Republican voters from red states. And guessing who are getting Covid in all its variants and dying from it. That’s right. Less educated rural Republican voters from red states. Not only that, but most of us know that it’s the older voters who historically have been the group that votes the most in elections, and it’s these very folks, the elderly, who are dying in greater numbers.

I bet you can see where I’m going with this. Yes, you’re right, dear reader. It’s not impossible that Antifa folks masquerading as Republican right-wingers are making sure the most likely Republican voters are dying off in great numbers and thereby robbing former President Trump, not to mention other Republican candidates, of the majorities they’ll need to win future elections. In this context, could Sean Hannity and the other anti-vaxxing Fox News spokespeople, all of whom, it seems, are fully vaccinated and boosted, be part of this Antifa plot as well? I wouldn’t be surprised. These anti-vaxxing advocates have done such a good job that when the former President told his followers in the Deep South a few months ago that the vaccines were good and worth getting—after all, he was the one who authorized Operation Warp Speed to create the Covid vaccines in the first place—he was booed! Go figure! The beloved leader Donald booed by his very own followers!
           
​So, my dear fellow Americans who happen to be on the red side of the Force, I ask you this question: Are you sure the Anti-Vaxxers are doing you a favor? Mightn’t they really be, as we’ve suggested here, a false-flag operation of canny Democrats who are figuring—They can change laws and mess with election certifications, but meantime we’ll help them kill themselves off. We’ll invoke St. Darwin and let Natural Selection do its thing. And one day we’ll be a one-party America where Socialism will rule. The remaining rich will be forced to share their billions with the poor—what Mackenzie Scott, the ex-Mrs. Jeff Bezos, is already doing of her own free will—and there’ll be fewer and fewer poor. Why, there’ll be socialized medicine; well-paid teachers; and fewer good, ole boys trying to keep American Christian and white. It will be a catastrophe! Anyway, ‘nough said. As Agent Mulder of the X-Files used to say, “The truth is out there!” and we sincerely hope that our word to the wise in this blog will be sufficient.